At this rate of drop, does Jeter finish the year with a BA in positive numbers ?

Your very welcome SG. My cold war home for 3+ years…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Goldsborough_(DDG-20)  I had it pretty good.

[2] It was you that launched the torpedo while in dry dock, wasn’t it ?

Aye aye. I called the hurricane too.

I was on USS WASP during Fleet week in 1997.  Free tickets to the stadium.  Saw the Yankees beat some team from New England.Charlie Hayes hit a walkoff HR.  Good times.

Yay shipmate.

No fear of the Weaver.  Go Jeet.

Killin’ here lads.

Runs!!!!!!!!!!!! Well a run.

We traded Nunez to the Angels for a restaurant recommendation ?

Weaver appears injured on that pitch to Robby.

Yep, he’s done.

This makes it all but certain that Hughes outlasts Weaver in this pitcher’s duel.

That looked like a tweaked groin muscle on the replay. What the medicos call “torqus dorkus”.

[12] weaver was not happy with that turn of events.

[2] you had it easy? I was in the Air Force.

I thought you Sank The Bismarck.  Thats not Halo’s ball.

Halos’ Heaven must be losing their shit.

[14] Chris, I had it pretty good. Not easy. 130 degree boiler room. Good part… no one shot me.

What happened to that hippie Weaver?  I looked at some stats yesterday and I was stunned to see that we’re not the worst hitting team in baseball with the bases loaded.

Sorry Phil, Curtis won’t let you give those runs back yet.

YM, Pete, check this out…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWq3blzuMTk

Over/under number of innings before Phil gives it back?

15 pitches for one out.

I’m sure the troops are really touched that we wore ugly hats just for them.

I hope we never get any long haired pitchers like Weaver or Lincecum.

Phuck you Phil. Come on dude.

Hughes looking like his usual self.

Phuck off.

what a way to lose the winning streak.

-_-

20 pitches for one loud out

Yay, normal sucky Hughes has returned.

21: <1 drat

Get this jackass off the mound.

Phucking rockets.

Hughes fucking sucks.  I will never ever trust him to pitch well.  I hope he’s gone at the end of the year.  I hope he’s gone tomorrow.  I hope he’s gone next inning.

Wow. Neither starting pitcher is gonna get out of the first inning. Amazing.

wow

He’s throwing like Robbie Cano’s father.

Is this celebrity softball?

Phil Hughes. Woof.

Fredo please. Save the real pitchers.

Phil Hughes hates the troops.

Too bad Phil didn’t sprain his ankle pre game then we coulda bitched bout that instead a this.

6 batters faced. 5 hits, 4 runs.

I never want to see this man play this game again. Ever. I’m done.

Flaherty is the Phil Hughes of the broadcast booth.

Who do you think the Yankees best player is?  Probably Cano, right?  I would trade Cano with Hughes for NOTHING in order to never see that shitbird in pinstripes again.

Even a dead, blind squirrel gets an out…

45 and Lorenz is the Fredo

At least Jeter is on pace for 9 hits tonight.

Grandyman!

OTF, check your fb.

Grandy !!

Which is also the answer to the question in [46].

Singleton says you don’t want to burn up your bullpen in the first game of a three-game set.  Here’s something else you don’t ever want—Phil Hughes pitching for your team.

Hooray Granderson.  Should be 4-0.

Remember when Hughes pitched decently vs the Mariners and Royals and everyone thought he was back? lol

pull Hughes

[54] Not everyone.

How stupid do you have to be to try to sacrifice against a guy serving up meatballs?

36 pitches. 30 strikes, 6 balls. Yep, that’s what batting practice looks like.

Mismatch here

I got it, Hughes needs Stewart behind the plate

Hughes’ velocity seems to be picking up. Unfortunately it’s because he’s headed downhill without any breaks.

That did not just happen.

Hughes is very bad. Just as his numbers for the last 2 season say. The Yanks should get Oswalt and move Hughes to the pen. That’s a no brainer

“Somehow he got a piece of that one.”

ANYONE can put wood on any Hughes pitch.

I would like to lodge a complaint about all the complaining.

The Yankees should move Hughes to South Korea, or further.

[65] I agree.  The relentless negativity is ruining my enjoyment of this terrible Phil Hughes performance.

Tex with 2 walks. That is good!

That was not a strike.

I would like Nick Swisher to hit one out here to ruin my enjoyment of this terrible Phil Hughes performance.

Flaherty - Yanks and townies have not improved, except for those you’re right

[51] Well done.

Oh drat

Damnit. This kid could be a threat to Dizzy Trout’s title someday.

Hughes has been lucky that he got 6 outs

Shades of Sheff and Bubba on that one. Yikes.

Complain away, gents.

Oh for fuck’s sake !

Darn you Nick

[76]
Describe?

“this team still sucks”

[79] Granderson and Swisher both went after the ball, neither caught it (looked like it was in and out of Swisher’s glove), smacked into each other instead.

[79] You know that scene from the opening of the Adams Family, where Gomez is playing with the train set and the trestle bridge and the dynamite ? That just happened, with Grandy and Swish playing the part of the trains, Trout as Gomez, and Fuse as the dynamite.

I like [82]‘s version better.

[81, 82]
Thank you. I now understand perfectly. Better, in fact, than if I had seen it.

Matsui should come back, slap Martin with a fish, tear the numbers off his back, then walk out in disgust.

They say Granderson mashes lefties, don’t they ? This would be a good time for him to do that.

Page 2 is the pass out on the bed page.

Burning question on everyone’s mind: will Russell Martin finish the night with a lower SLG than OBP?

.560 OPS for Cano against lefties this year

[89]
That’s just begging for correction.  It’s impossible.
[EDIT: Or not.]

We shoulda never mocked Halos Heaven in the first place.

Well done lefties.

First strikeout for Hughes in the 4th inning

He probably faced better pitchers in HS

Well that makes the shitshow complete.

and the obligatory HR in a Hughes’ start

Really? No shit. Phil gives up a bomb?

So Weaver leaves the game after the first batter, Halos make 3 errors but Phil is phil and we manage one hit off whatshisname.

Pujols is going to hit the shit out of the ball.

Mismatch