The woman’s name is Randy Levine.

I wonder what kind of swag bag Cashman gives out in the mornings…

I blame Joba.

The woman’s name is randy Randi Levine.

Why haven’t we signed Hugo Chavez, Bill “Mel” Hall, and Johnny Damon yet?

[2] Apparently, it’s a letter of recommendation. They have a thing about signing stuff. It’s the Yankee way or something.

[5]
Guesses:

Waiting for Chavez to decide whether he wants to play this year.

Hall has/will be offered an NRI.

Waiting for the price to come down on one of Damon/Ibanez/Vlad etc.

[6] If they are lefty, it’s a signed multi-year contract.

Yeah, the last report i read was that Damon and Vlad wanted $5M+ to sign.  I don’t see either really being worth it.

Neathway — who has a history of arrests on similar charges, prosecutors said — sometimes called and texted Cashman more than 10 times a night…

She’s still on probation stemming from a 2008 trespassing conviction in a New Jersey case that involved allegations of stalking and sending someone as many as 200 text messages in a weekend…

Seems like someone hasn’t been smoking the objective pipe.

[10] Or has been smoking a lot of the objective pipe and keeps forgetting she’s sent those previous 199 messages.

200 texts in a weekend ? Sounds like Cashman is being stalked by a 13-year old.

There is a 14 year-old daughter.  Maybe she got a hold of Mom’s phone.

[12] I sent 200 texts in a month once.

To a certain Mr. Fuse, I assume.

The woman’s name is Steve Lomb…. nevermind.

Shelley Duncan Facts went the sex change route?

“A British native who also goes by Louise Meanwell,”

I think Meanwell Cashman could have been an awesome name if this woman actually married Cashman and kept both the surnames (I think Bill Gates should actually consider taking on this name). Unfortunately, that didn’t happen, and Randy “Meanwell” Levine did not necessarily use good judgment to force Cashman to spend money on Rafael. And no, I don’t mean the Renaissance painter.

raphael santana?

Of all the people to stalk/extort, Brian Cashman?  Did she assume his name meant something?

I mean, the pockets are deeper than mine, but I still find it profoundly bizarre.

It seems plausible that they had an affair, and that hell that no fury like a Meanwell scorned, etc.

Would Kotchman have been helpful as a DH? Would he have taken the job?

Oh, by the way, Vlad or Damon at $5 million is idiotic. How could they ask for that? Damon didn’t make $5 million LAST SEASON! He thinks he’s getting a RAISE?!

I tried to edit it but it wouldn’t let me. Damon made $5.25 million last year. My apologies. Still, looking for $5 million for him after last season is silly.

I hadn’t mentioned it here before because why bother, but since we’re on the subject, Deadspin has been covering the extramarital affairs of Cashman.  Apparently he and his wife now live separately.  So yeah, this could be fallout from an affair gone wrong.

double

Guess which blog is all over this story

Every single one of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have been stalking Theo since his Bar Mitzvah.  No fountain pen he.

Guess which blog is all over this story

I find it exhausting to read through all the comments on that blog. I presume it’s because it is so widely read.

Paging Glenn Close.

26. the blog whose author firmly stated that he’d retire from blogging if Cashman was kept on by the Yankees? And man of his word, he was back to blogging the very next day.